What, no Hot Carl movie?

Here's the trailer for "Donkey Punch," a thriller-horror-pretty-people-have-sex-and-get-effed-up-and-killed movie.

Clearly, this movie was not made in the U.S. (it's a British production that came out this summer in the UK and will be released here later this month). If it was, the film studio would never have the balls to actually call it "Donkey Punch." It would have been called something like, "Trouble at Sea" or "The Yacht Club."