Poker Face-off

Lady Gaga has taken over the pop culture world, so it seems. (This just in: the singer/songwriter/fashionista has been named a creative director for Polaroid. Seriously.) Sure, she's bizarre-o and androgynous and all that, but dammit if her songs aren't catchy -- especially "Poker Face." The question is, which version of this song is the best? Ladies, gentlemen and hermaphrodites, I give you the Poker Face-off.


Here is the original Lady Gaga version:



Here is the Eric Cartman version, from the "Whale Whores" episode of "South Park." (NSFW)



Here is the Christopher Walken version, performed on Friday Night with Johnathan Ross on Halloween:



And here is a mashup of all three versions:



Which one do you prefer? For my money, I'll take Cartman any day of the week, though really, you can't go wrong with any of them.